ANTM Ep.2 (9/26)

ANTM - cwtv
Episode 2: September 26th



See ya Mila!
So...I guess Mila won't be making my top 5 list. But maybe she would've if she didn't find so much humor in "hair loss due to chemotherapy." She kept laughing during her photo shoot because she thought she looked ridiculous. Mr. J was NOT impressed and said that she totally missed the emotional connection. She got on my nerves anyway due to excessive talking and the fact that her voice didn't match her face. Well...not when she was made up like a model.

Show details - Top Model Goes Green
The theme of the show (and the house) is "Green" in order to support environment awareness. Tyra told the women that this is a non-smoking cycle and to get their last puff. Can you say "detox?"

Photo Shoot - The Horrible Impact of Smoking
Two shots were taken. The first, a glamorous shot in the mirror smoking a cigarette. The second, a reflection image of how badly smoking reflects the body and peoples' lives. In this photo they were made up to portray a specific long-term hazard of smoking. The two photos were composed to make one. In the first Cycle 9 argument, Lisa called Bianca conceded. Bianca then asked her if she really thinks America's Next Top Model is gonna be an exotic dancer... "give up and go home." What a low blow! Well that struck quite the chord with Lisa who ended up in tears. Ebony wiped them away (how sweet).

The Challenge - Old Navy
The women were given ten minutes to put together a basic outfit. Ebony didn't know she was supposed to actually wear the outfit and showed up with no pants on. Ok, but what happened to the pants you had on ya freak? My girl Saleisha won the challenge along with $1000 & an Old Navy ad.

The Panel - Tyra, Twiggy, Ms. J, & Nigel
Who Was Great?
Chantal (tracheotomy) - Tyra said she blew her away. She sure as hell didn't blow me away. I don't like her. They said she had bedroom eyes in her photo. Those were sleepy eyes. Wake up and go home.

Ambreal (lung cancer/bloody mouth) - They loved the photo but said she doesn't look like a model in person. She's in the safety zone. She needs to do something to stand out. Ms. J must like her because she got her hair done the exact same way.

Victoria (stillborn child) - She seems to think that it's believed she uses her book smarts to strategize. But as we learned from YaYa (cycle 3) nobody in model land gives a damn. Get over yourself. Her photo was actually pretty good but her personality sucks.

Lisa (face tumor) - They loved it and said that she's fabulous and the photo had all the things you wanted to see. Ms. J said she loves her and as everyone knows, so do I. So...I'm picking my winner now. I'm confident in Lisa...as long as she doesn't give anymore lap dances.

Sarah (premature aging) - Tyra said she created a story that can be seen. She looks kind of average in person. Pretty...but average pretty. Her photo didn't quite do it for me but I think she can do better.

Janet (burn victim) - They said she had a great shot and looked like a young Angie Dickinson (who?). Twiggy said she doesn't look like a model. I couldn't disagree more. Her photo did nothing for me but she's so pretty in person. Twiggy is nuts. Janet's going to the top 3.

Heather & Saleisha (2nd hand smoke) - Why on earth did the only pair-shot include the chick with the social disorder? They didn't really connect or even acknowledge each other in the photo, so it was almost like two separate shots. But they pulled it off...panel praised it.

Not So Great
Jenah (hair loss from chemo) - Though her emotion (as a smoker) came across in her photo, none of the panel seems to be feeling her personality. Well I'm not feeling her. At all.

Mila (losing hair from chemo) - Well we all know she got the boot so clearly she didn't do too well. Tyra said she looked like a pretty girl "just sitting there." That's what she gets for thinking life is one big party. Maybe she'll take things more seriously now.

Bianca (severe gingivitis) - Panel said she has a beautiful face but was too posed, displayed no life in her photo, and doesn't know a thing about modeling. I expected more from her photo. She looked like Ronnie from The Player's Club. It was horrible and she looked nothing like she does in person.

Kimberly (sunken face) - According to Tyra she needs to "watch her hoochiness." Her photo was OK, but I'm still not feeling her.

Ebony (collapsed lung) - Mr. J said she looked like a wooden puppet. I actually found myself upset that she was in the bottom 2. Her b**chyness last week was a front. She didn't even believe half the stuff that came out of her mouth. That was her insecurity talking. Real evilness doesn't have hurt feelings when it's realized that nobody likes them.

Who got called first?
Heather...and she was genuinely shocked.

Covergirl of the Week?
Lisa!

Bottom 2?
Mila & Ebony. I wanted Ebony to have a second chance. Mila is just too annoying to be a model. She should be a kindergarten teacher.

Who's going home next week?
My bottom 2 predictions:
Bianca - AHA! This is the real house b**ch right here! Ebony fooled ya didn't she? Well I knew better. This girl's GOT TA GO. She lost all her cool points when she said the only reason she apologized to Lisa was because she didn't want it to come up at panel so Tyra wouldn't think that she puts people down. That means she doesn't want Tyra to know she's really a stuck up, evil, so & so. If Tyra didn't think Lisa could win just because of her past then she wouldn't have put her on the show. You shouldn't judge people like that anyway...no one knows her struggle.

Jenah - She looks like a member of the Texas Chainsaw family. I DO NOT see model when I look at her. And her bald head shot made her look like an alien.

So that's it...see ya next week.